The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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