TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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