i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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