your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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