i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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