she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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