Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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