I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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