So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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