Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
PANTIES FOUND
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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