For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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