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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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