So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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