Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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