Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
