sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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