I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just sucked dick on a ferry
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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