yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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