whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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