oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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