Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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