i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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