508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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