Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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