no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Alive.
So much puke
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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