I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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