You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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