Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he shaved USA in his pubs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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