so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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