I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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