so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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