: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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