Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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