is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We left the knife in your bed.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
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