Dual....:-)
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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