Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Girls should come with a carfax report
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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