my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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