She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You dont lie about slip and slides
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
