What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
