these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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