Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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