Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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