Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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