whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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