Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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