i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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