After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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