I smell stomach acid.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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