I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
