i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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