Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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