the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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