from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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