Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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